Drunken rant

Online gaming can be one of the greatest experiences of your life. It can also be an infuriatingly frustrating experience that makes you want to choke a motherfucker. Some people are pleasant and fun to be around. There are funny people, witty people, charming people, even stubborn and determined people that can all be pleasant to be around. Then of course, there are the douchebags. The rotten end of the spectrum that just makes you lose faith in humanity. Unfortunately, sometimes these folks born from the crust of satan's taint like to masquerade around as pleasant folk, getting other pleasant folk to enjoy their company and form friendships with them. Then they do rotten shit. Oh! Here's an example! A guy is having frustration and issues with a service for a game that he plays. He and I have already had a falling out, but instead of leaving it be, I'm going to attack him via social fucking media and piss him off more, then, when my friends (those pleasant people who he enjoys the company of) ask me about it, I'll play the innocent fucking victim and act like he's the douchebag that attacked poor innocent me. No. You know what. Fuck you and fuck your pleasant 'friends.' I tried to be nice. I tried to be civil. You wanna tell me I'm a douche because (god forbid) I support a FAKE faction in a FICTIONAL universe inside a videogame called WARcraft. You know... because it's not called play-nice-and-be-friendscraft. So I make a few jabs now and then at the opposing faction, then your friend attacks me, and -I'M- the asshole? No. No. No and fuck you. YOU and your buddies are the assholes. Go fuck yourselves.

And the Wind Rider you flew in on!

And IF one of the 3(probably less) people that reads this blog is a friend of or is who I'm talking to, you know I'm fucking right. It's all right there in black and fucking white. I never "attacked" anyone. I made a few jokes, sure. One that went 'over the line' (no, it fucking didn't, but whatever. Baby had her feelers hurt.) And so I apologized for it and never uttered the words again. And this shithead bitch wants to tell me I'm a pig and there are apparently 'so many people that've told her 'thank you for telling him off, I wish I could've' I call bullshit on that. I'm not unapproachable, bitch. You got a problem with me, bring it to me. If it's legit, I'll apologize and adjust my behavior. But when YOUR sorry ass is sending ME pics asking if I think you're pretty because you got some stupid idea in your brain that Vori's flirtatious personality is only directed at you, then you get pissy when you discover oh shit,... he doesn't just flirt with me... he flirts with everyone, male, female or otherwise... Guess I hate him now. SORRY YOU HAVE THIN SKIN, SHITHEAD. But yeah. I was calm. I was civil. I took the high road and didn't insult or try to bring down those involved. Clearly, this blogpost is the end of that bullshit. I don't give a fuck. Take your drama to your mamma because I'm done with the lot of you. All three of you douchebags have been unfollowed and may your battlegrounds and raids always fail. Again, if you're one of the douchers, feel free to never look at my twitter/blog again. There's nothing for you here anyway, asshole.

I don't want your ass-print on my fucking door

Now, do I wish them any harm? Not at all. Do they wish me harm? I'd bet so. Whatever. Can't handle someone not liking the faction you play on a video game? Then go play one where everyone's on the same side. Final Fantasy XIV is only $30 on steam. Additionally, if you've no idea who I'm talking about or what I'm talking about, you've my sincere apologies. I've been told the best way to vent your frustration without causing any physical harm is to write it down so, I figured, where better than my own personal blog? So this has been a pissed-off, drunken rant brought to you by the one and only, Vorigoth.

Suffer well.
~V